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Published Every Tuesday — Issue No. 437

Ask The Mountie

An Answer from the Mountie:

Dear Mountie

What does it mean when he doesn’t call back?

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Dear Floozy

You should always assume that the lack of an incoming call would be due to a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of telephones from the other party. However, there are many other reasons than extreme fear or avoidance of using the telephone as to why someone would not return your call, including, but not limited to; innumeracy, lack of hands, washing of the hair, chronic narcolepsy and the closure of the specific residential telephone account.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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triploblastic protostomes.

Argonauta (p. 122.)

The Cocktail Hour

Where is it now?

There's a time of day, after you finish work, but before the evening commences, a time that's cherished like no other. That time has got a name, and the name rings like birds song in a soft spring morning in the ears of everybody at takete - The Cocktail Hour

“The cocktail hour is a boundary, the overture that divides work from play, the restrained from the limitless, the sacred from the profane. Plus, of course, you get to drink gin.”

Because the world is divided into different time zones, there is always cocktail hour somewhere in the world. Find out where the cocktail hour is right now »

Uncle Tweed

Musings of an exiled raconteur.

Uncle Tweed was a prolific writer whose contributions amused thousands of subscribers to the PDA version of takete.

Although Uncle Tweed himself has been missing for almost 5 years, the Uncle Tweed Archive is still available for your perusal. »

Inconsequentia

Reading the internet daily


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