Dear Mountie
What would you do if a bald Irishman tried to sell you a stolen swan in the month of May?
Yours etc.
Basil Seal
Dear Basil Seal
I’d say to him:
“Could you do wid a cup o’ tay? De spike don’t open till six.”
Yours Truly
Mr Mountie
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