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What would you do if a bald Irishman tried to sell you a stolen swan in the month of May?

Dear Mountie

What would you do if a bald Irishman tried to sell you a stolen swan in the month of May?

Yours etc.

Basil Seal

Dear Basil Seal

I’d say to him:

“Could you do wid a cup o’ tay? De spike don’t open till six.”

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie


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