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January 25, 2003

Bad Movie Transcription

Snoring Baby, beer guzzling daddy. The others are asleep. It’s O’s 2 montheversary today. We’re celebrating with a transcript of the first 15 minutes of an extraorinary TV movie:
There’s nothing on TV, 5 is showing a bad movie where a fat lipped young guy in white shorts and a egg-yolk yellow pringle top is playing pool with an equally strappy looking fella. Oh, now they’re in tuxedos.
There’s a steel-band playing by the swimming pool, and the old lady that I believe is the love interest is wearing a dress that makes her breast pop out in an 18th century fashion.
“Vivian, you are absolutely shameless!”

The poor lad’s dads business went belly-up, and he fells uncomfortable with the jet set life. The old woman is a preachers daughter. She’s got a surprise for fat lip. She asks him to put on something more comfortable and drop by her house.

There is an uncomfortable champagne scene where the old woman tries to seduce the young voluptuously mouthed fella by giving him a muscle top to try on.
He strips. She molests him. He likes it but says he has to go.
He stays, There is a sweaty scene in front of a fire place. No wonder, it looks really hot. It’s set in California, you know.

What is it about saxophones. Imagine if another instrument got to solo through all the intimate scenes. I wish for the sousaphone of course, but the oboe or even the clarinet might do.

What a wonderful world that would be.
I have to switch channels now. There might be a TV Shop feature on 908.

Posted by Nicklas at January 25, 2003 11:59 PM