How can I stay with my work buddies, rather than holiday with my wife and child?
As you have failed to pay me the weekly retainer that made me ‘forget’ to forward this question to your wife and child, as well as making the question live on the world wide internet for all and sundry to see, my hand is forced, and I have penned this reply.
Sufficient to say, given your wife’s initial response on reading your question, I feel confident in proclaiming that this predicament will fade in comparison with that which awaits you tonight after returning home from the usual pint with your work buddies.
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