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How can i find a girlfriend?

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how can i find a girlfriend


Dear soheil

If you and your girlfriend are playing hide and seek, you need to multiply the general distance your girlfriend is able to run with the number you are counting to before you shout “Ready or not, here I come!”

This should give you an indication of the square footage you need to include in your search area.

After this, the fundemental principle is, in the words of Doctor Solomon, to be systematic.

“There are no missing objects. Only unsystematic searchers.”

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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