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How to become lucky magically?

Dear Mountie

How to become lucky magically?


Dear Darryl

Becoming lucky magically involves a simple three step process:

  1. Aquire a packet of General Mills breakfast cereal
  2. Discard the oaty bits
  3. Collect a heart, a moon, a star, a clover, and a diamond and make yourself a lucky marshmallow bracelet

Wear the lucky bracelet day and night, and after seven months and seven days you should start noticing your luck increasing exponentially.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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