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I have just moved from NYC to San Diego, why can't they just be happy for me?

I have just moved from NYC to San Diego and absolutely love it here. However my friends back in NYC say awful things about my new address such as
Stressed

Dear Stressed
It's always hard for us cultured intellectuals to accept that fake and dumb people have more fun, get laid more often, and have a healthier complexion.

I wish you luck in your new world. I sincerely do.

Yours Truly
Mr Mountie

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