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Should i dump my boyfriend and go for my friend

Dear Mountie

I have a boyfriend and I really really like him but, lately I’ve been getting to
know some of my other guy friends a bit better and i think i might be falling
for one of them. What should I do? Should i dump my boyfriend and go for my
friend or should I just see how it all plays out? HELP


Dear Confused

Date all of them, acquire syphilis and an absinthe dependency, live your life in the murky shadows of society; start doing something like painting or writing for a living, but be sure you never actually get seen doing it, spend your days in a cafe, looking glum, and possibly violent.

You’ll thank me later, maybe not in your lifetime, but this scheme will bring you greatness,

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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