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What are your thoughts on Spandex?

Thank you Mr. Mountie,

Here is the reply you have been waiting for. As well as a foot fetish I like spandex on a man as well. Now, not every man I think we can all agree on that. But on a mand with a nice firm ass I think Spandex looks and feels great. It is almost naughty. What are your thoughts on the matters above?

Jo

Dear Jo

Although I’ve been a fan of spandex since monsieur DuPont was barely out of his Elastane pants I have lately switched my allegiance to Darlex, mainly due to its thicker, more opaque nature.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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