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What causes bigger foreheads?

Mr. Mountie:

I have noticed that native born Canadians (non Quebecois) have bigger foreheads than most of the rest of the world. Have you noticed this? What causes it?


Chili Bill

Dear Chili Bill

To address the second question first, a large forehead that is based on a strong jaw and firm frame translates an intelligence of the abstract world, of ideas and ideals.

It can also be a sign of a history of alien abduction on the mother side of the family.

As far as the first part of your question is concerned, I can’t say that I’ve really noticed.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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