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What does it mean when he doesn't call back?

Dear Mountie

What does it mean when he doesn’t call back?


Dear Floozy

You should always assume that the lack of an incoming call would be due to a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of telephones from the other party. However, there are many other reasons than extreme fear or avoidance of using the telephone as to why someone would not return your call, including, but not limited to; innumeracy, lack of hands, washing of the hair, chronic narcolepsy and the closure of the specific residential telephone account.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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