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Why aren't there any hula dancers in Canada?

Mr Mountie

Why aren’t there any hula dancers in Canada?

Heather (concerned Hula fanatic)

Dear Heather

Hula Dancing requires a median temperature above 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
Sadly Canada doesn’t comply.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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