Why do some people suffer from "Stigmata" phenonemon? Is it a divine miracle? Deliberate act of self mutilation? Do you have a clue Mountie?
The Mountie once knew a young man who showed clear signs of Stigmata, with perfectly circular wounds on the palms of his hands.
The cause of this phenomenon was ignorance of the particular law of physics which prescribes that whilst riding a skateboard you will continue to travel at some considerable speed face first into the concrete although the skateboards little wheels will not make it up the curb.
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