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Why does a white plastic fork look like a satellite dish?

Dear Mountie

If you hold a white plastic fork in just the right way, it looks like a small satellite dish with a tongue coming out of it. Why is that?


Dear MaxMinimum

The people who make the sattelite dish also made the plastic fork, they made the fork in order for you to become more comfortable with the fact that their satelite is watching, always watching your every move, and listening, listening to even the most private of your private conversations, and they are coming to get you, man, and your only defence, your only way of defending yourself will be that plastic fork.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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