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Will I die of muscle wastage and the like?

Dear Mountie

If I follow the Atkins diet for a year, will I die of starvation, muscle wastage and the like?


Dear Doug

Yes, probably, but think about all the steak you get to feast on for the remainder of your natural life!

Yours Tuly

Mr Mountie

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