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February 03, 2003

Danger Beyond this Point

A comparison between an average day in the life of McGyver, and myself:

• Disarmed missile with a paper clip
  this room is so cold you could store meat in here. Hanging from the ceiling on big hooks
• Matches, rope, & rifle made diversion
  I'm sitting bent like a strange baloon creature, twisted in the hands of a street entertainer smelling of meths
• Smashed flare-launcher barrel used as rocket thruster
  everybody is asleep. but soon someone will wake up, forcing me to stop this task and go to bed
• Found hidden laser, got it to "sting" itself
  I need a warmer room, or a more lightweight, more moveable writing tool
• Milk chocolate candy stopped slifuric acid leak
  the noise of the neighbour looking three sets of locks on her front door
• Raised fallen I-beam with knotted fire hose
  my mouth is dry.
• Signaled status by blinking light system in Morse code
  the night is young. lentils are playing tricks with my digestive system

Posted by Nicklas at February 3, 2003 11:33 AM