How can I keep my bat faced boss from coming around me and bothering me?
I have found that wearing anchovies around your neck seems to deter not only your employer, but other people also, so maybe a better solution would be to learn how to throw your voice, like the ventriloquists do, and then one day declare, in a booming Charlton Hestonesque voice from the other side of the room, that you are God, that the day of redemption is near, and STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM NANCY’S DESK!
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