How many drinks does it take to 'turn' a cute straight lad gay for a few hours?
You need to perform a calculation where the output will be val(i::j)/val(i-p::j-p),
where i represents level of "cute" and j represent an arbitrary position in the volume of the beverage consumed.
The output will be filled with the first valid value of the calculation (i.e. at position p+1) up to the index p, since the calculation could not be performed for time periods prior to p.
I suggest you bring your Texas Instruments calculator and carry at least 9 ballpoint pens in your front shirt pocket to perform the calculation in 'real time'.
Only then will you be able to know how many drinks it really takes!
Unfortunately your geeky behaviour probably will void any chances you might have had "scoring" with the cute straight lad in the first place.
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