Dear Mr Mountie,
I seem to have accidentally folded time.
I find myself stood in darkness at the foot of my parents bed moments before my own conception.
Should I cough and introduce myself (preventing time and space collapsing in on itself) or would you save yourself embaressment by leaving quietly?
Please help ,there's not much time.
Remember: before the actual moment of conception the people in front of you are not yet your parents.
So go ahead, stay and have a look.
But don't stay too long. There's nothing worse than catching your mum and dad shagging.
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