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What do rockbands do with tampons?

Dear The Mountie,

I read somewhere that some ‘rock’ bands in times of reduced funds will soak tampons in vodka and then insert them into thier anus’ to get drunk on a budget. do you think this is really so? My pals are sceptical.


Dear Ricardo

Your Pals are right.
It’s not the rock bands, it’s the symphony orchestras.
Usually encouraged by the Sousaphone player, the entire Orchestra regularly indulges in activities like the above mentioned, merely to make endless touring dates to meager audiences seem that little bit more bearable.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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