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What else can i use to become luky

Dear Mountie

I live in Africa and my situation has forever not been fair with me and as read through the procedure i can’t get the items in my country so what else can i use to become luky,

Alex Duku

Dear Alex

For those not initiated the magical (marshmallow) items are

  1. a heart
  2. a moon
  3. a star
  4. a clover
  5. and a diamond.

Since General Mills breakfast cereal is harder to get hold of in certain places of of the world than others, it would be unfair to limit the access to magically acquired luck to those with a 7-11 on the corner.

It has therefor been decided, by the ancient powers that govern such things, that the above mentioned items can be replaced by various parts of Squirrel, killed with blade of silver in the light of a full moon.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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