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Which Super-hero would you send to stop a meteor shower?

Dear Mountie

If a meteor storm was threatening to destroy the Earth, which Super-heroe would you send to stop it and why?

Charles G

Dear Charles

I would send Captain Canuck (AKA Tom Evans), largely due to his Super-strength and super-speed, but mostly because of his affiliation with the R.C.M.P. (as well, of course, with the C.I.S.O.)

I would have to make sure, of course, that I got the original Captain Canuck, as opposed to Captain Canuck II (AKA David Semple), whose only supposed super power is being a trained gymnast.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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