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Why am I up all night reading other peoples questions?

Dear Mountie

Why am I up all night reading other peoples questions?

Interrogative Insomniac

Dear Interrogative Insomniac

Much like a stomachache, insomnia can be caused by a number of problems, including drinking too much coffee before bedtime, strong lights beaming in through your bedroom window, an airport just next to your bungalow, keeping the TV on all night as well as several psychological and physiological factors.

Generally speaking, the inability to sleep is a clear sign that there’s something not quite right in your life.

As I’m sure you’ve already discovered reading the collected wisdom of the Mountie, there are other people out there who have much stronger reasons for sleepless nights than you have.

This fact might work better than a glass of warm milk laced with Kaluha to send you off to the land of Nod.

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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