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Why are mounties so sombre in appearance and demeanour?

Dear Mr Mountie

Why are Mounties so sombre in appearance and demeanour? Is it the training or natural selection?


Dear Singe

Some Mounties swear by the theory of Nurture being the primary factor in our acknowledged sombre demenour, whereas others claim that Nature is solely responsible, but, when all is said and done, whatever theory you subscribe to, we all have to give thanks to Mrs. Meyer’s Laundry Starch

Yours Truly

Mr Mountie

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